'What on earth is happening?': Manager demands employee participate in the team group chat, employee complies, sending random messages in every language but English

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    Ed بانيا لسلى
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    Manager Says I Must Chat in the Group Chat … So I Do. In Every Language but English.

    So, I've been working remotely for almost six years now, but I recently joined a new company with a new team leader. I could tell right
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    away this guy was freshly promoted, you know that vibe when someone's trying a little too hard to flex authority? Yeah, that.
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    My job is to talk with clients. That's it. My team leader isn't even looped into those conversations, so honestly, I barely have any reason to
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    chat with him day-to-day. Naturally, I don't really hop into the team group chat unless it's work-related or someone tags me directly.
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    Fast forward to my third monthly review: all my KPIs were perfect. However, my team lead docked my score because I "wasn't engaging enough in the team chat."
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    Apparently, saying good morning and joining in on non-work chatter was "required" to show team spirit. I pointed out it's not in
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    the metrics, never has been, and in six years of remote work I've never once been penalized for not spamming greetings into a chatbox. His
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    response? "As long as you're on my team, you need to chat. Even just a hello or goodbye." Cue malicious compliance.
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    Every morning I started posting "Good morning" and every evening "Goodbye"... but in a different language every day. Monday Korean, Tuesday Spanish, Wednesday
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    Greek... you get the idea. At first, my lead thought it was funny. Then the rest of the team joined in, but they were all using Google Translate, and, well... let's just say a LOT
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    got lost in translation. Some sentences even got flagged by our system, and eventually the General Manager (his boss) had to ask what on earth was happening.
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    Group of people pulling out their phones
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    Suddenly my team leader wasn't laughing anymore. He DMed me saying "Please just greet in English from now on." Then he threatened that if I didn't stop, he'd report me to the GM.
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    So far? I'm three weeks in. Still greeting the team in whatever language I feel like. Still waiting for that "GM call."
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    awkwards pun "As per requirement from management, I am wishing everyone a good morning/evening."
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    CoderJoe1 Time to do it in Klingon.
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    damlork say 'good morning' but add an extra 'o' to 'good' every day optional: take bets with your team on how many o's you will get to before manager gets annoyed
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    Illuminatus-Prime Good morning. Please be advised that the greeter is not stating that the morning is good, nor that it is morning everywhere in the world;
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    neither is the greeter promising that this morning has been nor that it will be good, and that the greeter is under no obligation to provide goodness to the recipients' morning.
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    CutePhysics3214 And if English becomes your thing - work your way through all forms of English, from the 10th century to today. And make sure you jump into the dialects...

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